I have a gift.
My gift is that I help men realize how wonderful their current or past partners/girlfriends/wives are. After having an affair with me, no matter how short or long the affair was, they decide to return to their partners/girlfriends/wives.
I've been close to 100% successful in bringing couples back together. What marriage counselor could make that claim?
Yesterday, I had another of those success stories. He chose to go back to an old flame.
I should advertise. "Did your lover leave you? Has your relationship soured? Want him back? ... Send him to Opal Lei for an affair and he'll come running back to you! ... Guaranteed results!"
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Five magic words. Of course, you have to say it firmly, in a tone that says, "This is not up for negotiation." And, of course, ...
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I started a 365 project a week ago. And to make it interesting, I decided to add a character -- a white cat named Dim Sum -- who will appea...
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Okay, this blog entry is a long gripe. You've been warned. <gripe> If you look in your Friends List and you notice that Opal ...
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