I have a new boyfriend....
OMG, he's bigger than any of my boyfriends ever! Do you have any idea how that feels?!?
He has this charming mustache and bushy eyebrows. When I tickle him, he grunts. And he's just soooo warm and cuddly and fuzzy all over! I've never had a boyfriend quite like him!
His name is Gmok. And you can buy one of his brothers at Herbalys.